1. Chatty worm is chatty.

    (With a side of pen15)

    (Source: fightffyrdmns)

     

  2. How come you never hear anything about the good ju ju?

    (Source: melanatedmoons)

     

  3. Introducing your newest bulletproof excuse.

    (Photo by Mike M.)

     

  4. Are you some kind of…dickhead?

    (Source: theloouvre)

     

  5. Doctored.

    (Source: theveryworst)

     

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  7. YES SIR!

    (Source: hungerbeyondhunger)

     

  8. Works for me.

    (Source: twintragedies)

     

  9. You know you’re an elementary school DJ when this is your DJ name.

    (Source: luanneclatterbuck)

     

  10. Sometimes a kind word is all we need.

    (Source: chaserace)

     

  11. Damn right. Not grammatically, but you know what I mean.

    ashli-likes-your-veggies:

    FYI, this is the bathroom at Young Ave Deli.  The women’s bathroom.

    Those walls are gold.

     

  12. Best place to meet a woman? The ladies room, of course!

    and-whyevernot:

    Special thanks to the coke can dick contributor on the left.

    (Source: annanonymous)

     

  13. ohnevermindyou:

    Real Talk

    (Source: theveryworst)

     

  14. Advice for fish.

    (Source: graffitibath)

     

  15. If only in my dreams.

    (Source: howardmooncolonexplorer)