1. Chatty worm is chatty.

    (With a side of pen15)

    (Source: fightffyrdmns)


  2. How come you never hear anything about the good ju ju?

    (Source: melanatedmoons)


  3. Introducing your newest bulletproof excuse.

    (Photo by Mike M.)


  4. Are you some kind of…dickhead?

    (Source: theloouvre)


  5. Doctored.

    (Source: theveryworst)



  7. YES SIR!

    (Source: hungerbeyondhunger)


  8. Works for me.

    (Source: twintragedies)


  9. You know you’re an elementary school DJ when this is your DJ name.

    (Source: luanneclatterbuck)


  10. Sometimes a kind word is all we need.

    (Source: chaserace)


  11. Damn right. Not grammatically, but you know what I mean.


    FYI, this is the bathroom at Young Ave Deli.  The women’s bathroom.

    Those walls are gold.


  12. Best place to meet a woman? The ladies room, of course!


    Special thanks to the coke can dick contributor on the left.

    (Source: annanonymous)


  13. ohnevermindyou:

    Real Talk

    (Source: theveryworst)


  14. Advice for fish.

    (Source: graffitibath)


  15. If only in my dreams.

    (Source: howardmooncolonexplorer)